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Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services.

Ahmed drives an E type, lives in a mortgage free house and has a
lot of money to spend .

Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Hamid asks Ahmed how he
manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.

Ahmed says, "Look at your sign, . It says, "I have no work, a wife
and six kids to support."

Britons who see that do not feel as if they have accomplished
anything by giving you money. You will still have no job and a large family.

Now look at my sign."

So Hamid looks and Ahmed 's sign reads:


"I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan "


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Main Category: English Jokes
Writer: greatlover
Hits: 4082
Rate: 3.32 (6 Votes)
Added: 16-Sep-2007


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